Doppel Taco

Queen Doppel-poppolis has been like, I don’t know. Grumpy.

She assigned me to Earth to begin eradicating the Tacolord network and establish it as our own Doppel Taco network. I said it seems kind of counterproductive if we tell everyone we’re doppelgangers. I mean, aren’t we trying to replace them without them knowing it or something? But she called me unpatriotic and now I can’t swear over the phone because these guys are listening to my calls. Just as well, at least I always have someone on the line to talk to even if they don’t respond. And isn’t that kind of reassuring in a way? Why are we trying to take over this guy’s network anyway? The Tacolord may be an interesting guy but… he’s not Oprah. There’s a chick I’d like to Doppel if you know what I mean. Growl…