So, as the Doppelganger for MaximumTacolord I guess I have to find some sort of Doppel equivalent to Jenni, Original Taco’s muse and off/on love interest. That or start dating her myself. I called up Doppel Jenni, but her answering machine was kind of creepy. Apparently she runs this lesbian organization bent on the eradication of high heels. I didn’t really grasp the meaning behind her efforts, something about squirrels talking too fast so she needed a faster shoe to keep up. I hung up before the tone, the message was going for over 45 seconds before I gave up. Come on people, just state your name and let the beep do its job!

I thought about calling normal Jenni, but I remember Taco saying something about her never picking up her phone. Besides my hands seemed to be getting sweaty and I didn’t want to wash that stuff off the receiver. I figured I’d try to find what Taco wrote about her lately, since he always has a poem in the works on her. I found the material questionable, what kind of guy writes about a woman’s tampons? Honestly people? Maybe the most effective doppel taco would be a single one, or one without "taco" in his name. The dude even wrote about her organs, the sexual ones. What a pervert.

I need a cold shower, I’ll cya around.