Decrees!

Attention all humans, as a doppelganger I pretty much tell you what to do. Here are some decrees!

The song titled "Human" by the Killers is currently the best song ever. Why, because I demand it. All must worship this song and find deep meaning within it. It doesn’t matter what. In three months, this song will become the worst song ever and everyone then must find horrible, cliché messages within’ the song. However, calling it “the sux” will suffice.

Any clothing stores with food or animals in the name are dumb. Obey!

In other news, we doppeled the guys from Penny-Arcade! Doppelgangers are now the most influential force on the internet. All hail Queen Dopplepopolis! Everyone do what we do!