A Rumor About Colbert and by Rumor, I Mean Fact.

As a master of conformity, it is my duty to ensure the majority does the same thing. Sure my duties are easy and my judgments are made on the fly, but OBEY!

Today, let’s try starting a rumor. For rumors are just facts waiting to happen!

In his youth, Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report played Willy in Death of a Salesman. Regrettably, Mr. Colbert forgot his lines and decided to punch Biff in the face and declared “No salesman would die today!” After this, Colbert ripped off his clothing and ran from the theatre. The audience, unaware this wasn’t part of the show, continued to wait and watch while the remaining cast had no idea what to do.

Shortly afterwards, Colbert returned with a firehouse and began dousing the audience.

No refunds were offered.

Now spread the story! Anyone who denies this event happened is a liar!