Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh isn’t a doppelganger. We thought about replacing him, but no one could come up with a way to carry so much weight from the studio. So we decided to leave him there since he’s pretty much a doppelganger anyway.

Like any large organization, he demands conformity and although Limbaugh himself is pretty large, he represents something with an even bigger gravitational pull, the republicans. Anything outside of their organization is wrong and needs to fail. Of course the organization goes through various opinion and philosophical changes, but the need for conformity never does. In this way, the Republican Party is no different from any other political party or fan club. Only instead of a hot teenager with poor grammar posting on a message board about NiN being “tits” it’s a fat dude on the radio yelling about democrats having butt sex with terrorists.

So, the next time you think about criticizing something Mr. Limbaugh has to say, remember he represents something greater, Doppelgangers finishing off the human race.